I hate SEO companies. Why is it they all look act and feel like each, other with zero creativity? O.k., I know hate may be a politically incorrect word, but in this case it sums up my feelings about SEO websites and products. My problem with the SEO industry comes from weeks of looking for whole and current SEO information. You might relate to a few of my top 10 list. As far as I can tell, 99% of all SEO companies on the web are carbon copies of each other.
10. Every SEO company are “experts!” That’s a laugh. I imagine most “experts” are living in their mom and dad’s house, torching the bong like there is no tomorrow.
9. Getting free information will cost me an arm and a leg. Why is it that SEO service fees are hidden? That scares me dude. Then, when I order it, it becomes an invitation to repeatedly suck my bank dry?
8. The websites are so f-ing sterile! The websites say “Hey, we are just like every other SEO company with a white site!” Good luck trying to tell the difference between true SEO and flim flam SEO.
7. Everything will “explode” my profits! Really?! I could be selling vhs and beta machines for all you know. How much traffic will I need to explode my profits?
6. Everybody has a key to “the back door” of Yahoo. Right. The only people with back door keys to Yahoo is Yahoo, and they are not handing any out.
5. Scary and excessive “black hat SEO” warnings. You can stop reading endless pages about this drivel. Black hat equals spam of any kind to get ahead with SEO. Here is your diploma, now move on.
4. Every site is offering a “revolutionary new system to…”. All of my money problems will disappear in 48 hours, and I will be on the high road to “financial freedom” instantly. In truth, Earning a living from a website takes hard work, and focus everyday to make really big money. You will also need to own some professional and analytical SEO tools that make your SEO life easier.
3. I must attend some $300 conference in Vegas. Why? Oh, I know, so that I can be like everybody else and shell out more money for a platinum program I just paid to have pitched to me. And hit the strip clubs at night.
2. The elitism is appalling. I don’t want somebody explaining to me that my sight “needs deep SEO work.” Translation: drink this magical elixir, and money will fall from the sky into my bank account, after SEO’s drain it first! No thanks, Mr. SEO.
1. Unproven websites can hit page one of a search engine, while high quality websites with integrity are outshined by shady SEO trickery? Search engines should optimize for legitimacy and integrity instead flash trickery. Sorry, I can’t make this one funny.
CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a new breed of do-it-yourself SEO website. The SEO articles are all out in the open, free, with no hard selling, and virtually no internal services to buy. The products promoted are a collection of the best the entire web has to offer. It is a black website that probably chases away half its audience. I say good. If you need cookie cutter SEO there are thousands of sites like it out there. It definitely keeps the corporate SEO cookie cutter types out. Go for the free content and killer advice on product selection. You will learn a lot!
10. Every SEO company are “experts!” That’s a laugh. I imagine most “experts” are living in their mom and dad’s house, torching the bong like there is no tomorrow.
9. Getting free information will cost me an arm and a leg. Why is it that SEO service fees are hidden? That scares me dude. Then, when I order it, it becomes an invitation to repeatedly suck my bank dry?
8. The websites are so f-ing sterile! The websites say “Hey, we are just like every other SEO company with a white site!” Good luck trying to tell the difference between true SEO and flim flam SEO.
7. Everything will “explode” my profits! Really?! I could be selling vhs and beta machines for all you know. How much traffic will I need to explode my profits?
6. Everybody has a key to “the back door” of Yahoo. Right. The only people with back door keys to Yahoo is Yahoo, and they are not handing any out.
5. Scary and excessive “black hat SEO” warnings. You can stop reading endless pages about this drivel. Black hat equals spam of any kind to get ahead with SEO. Here is your diploma, now move on.
4. Every site is offering a “revolutionary new system to…”. All of my money problems will disappear in 48 hours, and I will be on the high road to “financial freedom” instantly. In truth, Earning a living from a website takes hard work, and focus everyday to make really big money. You will also need to own some professional and analytical SEO tools that make your SEO life easier.
3. I must attend some $300 conference in Vegas. Why? Oh, I know, so that I can be like everybody else and shell out more money for a platinum program I just paid to have pitched to me. And hit the strip clubs at night.
2. The elitism is appalling. I don’t want somebody explaining to me that my sight “needs deep SEO work.” Translation: drink this magical elixir, and money will fall from the sky into my bank account, after SEO’s drain it first! No thanks, Mr. SEO.
1. Unproven websites can hit page one of a search engine, while high quality websites with integrity are outshined by shady SEO trickery? Search engines should optimize for legitimacy and integrity instead flash trickery. Sorry, I can’t make this one funny.
CoolSEOMarketingDirectory.com is a new breed of do-it-yourself SEO website. The SEO articles are all out in the open, free, with no hard selling, and virtually no internal services to buy. The products promoted are a collection of the best the entire web has to offer. It is a black website that probably chases away half its audience. I say good. If you need cookie cutter SEO there are thousands of sites like it out there. It definitely keeps the corporate SEO cookie cutter types out. Go for the free content and killer advice on product selection. You will learn a lot!
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